I have 25 days left (gasp!) before my yaya leaves us. I am desperate. I am taking this to the internet hoping that a kind soul would reach out and help us find a yaya for Vito, the cutest boy in the world.
1. He loves music and can be kept busy for hours singing songs (literally! Mommy’s last videoke session went on for 5 hours. Mommy sang herself hoarse and had to call in reinforcements. Ninang Carla saved the day by taking the last hour singing Vito’s favourite nursery rhymes), playing musical instruments like the guitar and piano, or videoke-ing in lolo’s bar.
2. He is easy to feed the food he likes—anything with soup like nilaga or arroz caldo, lola’s special longganisa, spaghetti with sweet meat sauce (minus the hotdog, McDo is good too), Olsen’s Spanish bread, loackers quadratini and graham crackers.
3. If he seems to be starting a fit, there’s two easy ways to change his mood to happy—give him a banana to peel (but you have to do the eating, he only likes to peel them) or present some M&Ms for him to snack on (lola’s trick).
4. He naps at 1pm to about 4pm which gives yaya (and the entire household) the much needed timeout to recover for when he wreaks havoc again by the time he wakes.
5. If you want to get him tired (which is almost always the goal everyday) take him outdoors for a walk (or a run), or to the neighbourhood playground for some slide and see-saw action, or fly his favourite helicopter till the batteries run out. Hopefully his batteries run out before the helicopter’s does.
6. He’s soft and cuddly like a living teddy bear and he blows kisses, gives high-5s and warm hugs as much as there are stars in the sky.
7. He isn’t toilet trained yet but the upside is he loves brushing his teeth and can be easily motivated to take a bath since he loves the water. So this kind of evens things out.
8. If he gets too hyper, it’s easy to calm him down. Just give him his favourite books and he can leaf through their pages while you identify the colourful pictures. He also loves puzzles and blocks but make sure he doesn’t get frustrated with them. If he does, refer to number 3. If that doesn’t work, number 10 should.
9. When he gets bored or antsy, just put him in a moving vehicle—a golf cart, a bike or a car. Driving around aimlessly is one of his favourite pastimes. A duyan works like a charm too.
10. When all else fails, only one thing can save the day—BUBBLES. So mommy always has a bottle packed for emergency situations.
So will someone please take pity on this little boy and help find a yaya for him?